Mr Ruto, Mr Uhuru, how are you best buds doing? No need to cringe this is a nice letter. In fact to kick it off, have a high-five, heck have two.

Don't you simply marvel at the sheer myopia of all of us? Tell me, how often do the two of you kick back with a whiskey and laugh your asses off every time you pick-up the paper, go through social media sites or watch the news.

Your ribs must be aching from laughing and I say to that - more power to you. The two of you know and I know and in fact we all know, that you have no business talking about the presidency or even the elections of this country at all.

But look at the number of ways we are willing to crash and burn with you? Allow me to itemise the ways in which I applaud you. I refuse to pretend that you're not doing well.

I have said this often enough on my show - you guys know exactly what you want - the rest of us are clueless and even if we know, we are too daft, too myopic and too pretentious to say or do anything.

In years to come, you two will form the content of political debates in university campuses from here to Yale. You will be celebrated, in fact right now, if the world wasn't still focused on Hurricane Sandy, Obama's Four More years and poor, poor David Petraeus, every international journalist would be here talking to you, covering you.

As a tag-team, you are the stuff of urban myths and legend. Allow me this morning to sing your praises:

1. Your sense of entitlement knows no bounds. Not only do you believe you ought to be sitting in the big house, you don't believe anyone else has the capacity or even brains to do so.

Apparently, only the two of you and your ilk have the right to the "good life" while the rest of us need to go to the ballot and cast our vote in your favour, or else....

The fact that your utterances and attitude smack of the worst sort of entitlement and arrogance means nothing to most if not all Kenyans.

They are lining up like groupies at a pop concert to see or be seen to be with you. These people don't even believe they are entitled to a better life, nor are their children, in fact perish the thought.

Have you noticed how Kenyans don't seem to think they deserve better than you two? A master stroke on your part. Well done.

2. The fact that you have already decided the election and in fact I do recall you have even decided how many seats you want and should get. It's another award winning reason to cheer you on - and loudly.

Can you believe it? You actually, bluntly and oh so arrogantly have decided how the election must and should go, even before we have registered as voters and in fact, for you, we are wasting time even going to all that trouble - is another reason I personally must applaud you.

Mr Ruto, I recall reading you saying you must be given half. It's like a kid who asks for the i-Phone 5 for Christmas, well aware that his folks have lost their jobs and are about to be evicted from their home. The sheer gall of it must be admired.

3. Have you noticed how every lame politician who's clearly aware that their chances of ever being re-elected even on a village school board is running around yelling TNA?

Uhuru, creating this party was genius on your part. You have enough pets on a leash to do everything and anything including lick your tyres if you asked them to.

The most desperate, most fickle, most yellow bellied of the lot is lining up to lick your boots because they need campaign financing and they know on any other ticket - they'd need to work - on your ticket, they are hoping to ride a wave. Be wary of this lot though - they would sell their own children.

Two things- keep welcoming them and keep tabs on how much you give them and ensure you make them pay it back with interest. Remember Matiba?

Don't let them use you as a financial tap and abandon you - because they will. But so far - well done. You have grown men and women idolising you in the same manner a 22-year-old feels about Lil' Wayne. Let me hear you say "ah yeah".

4. You have to tell me the secret of how you have managed to hoodwink the traditional and social media into becoming your campaign tool - and positively so.

What Rasna Warah said about an apocalypse for Kenya is very true. Have you noticed how this article hasn't gone viral, yet rubbish like who's moving jobs between NTV and KTN is the talk of town?

Have you noticed how none of the other truly "big independent" columnists have bothered to lend their voice to hers? In fact they act like the mere notion doesn't exist.

How much? I'm asking because, if you're dishing it out, it must be mind-numbing amounts of cash that the media are willing to watch you attempt to send us all down dung creek without a gas mask.

If it isn't chums then it's witchcraft because there's no way you can tell me that media are so vacuous, so daft we haven't understood that telling the people of Kenya what the stakes are is our mandate.

After all - Kenya is an ongoing concern and the sun doesn't rise and go down at your command. Anyhow - cash or witchcraft - bravo.

The Fourth Estate is your mouthpiece for the asking and that is commendable. Peter Kenneth is buying and paying for ads - you are getting anywhere between 2million to 5million shilling worth of space daily - for free! Come on!! That is skill.

5. Lastly, I must say that the sheer prowess and stealth with which you have managed to silence industry captains and every Kenyan who works for a living - people who have massive investments on the line and even the young men or women who just started their own businesses, or jobs.

People who have children to feed and educate, the student who will graduate and start looking for a job and has dreams of a future - what you have done to ensure none of these people is speaking out about the fallacy of a possible repeat of 2007/8 - is jaw-dropping.

Between the three of us (me and the two of you), you won't believe how many of them are wailing in the clubs and fancy 5 star restaurants, bars and even chama meetings about decreased business, shoddy occupancy in our hotels, slow business and their own investments fears should you be elected in 2013.

These yellow-bellied characters who lost close to everything in 2008 and watched as you picked yourselves up like nothing happened, are now sitting hand in head yakking about "what's going to happen?"

Can you believe it? They have the sheer might to remind the electorate that a repeat or escalation of 2007/8 is not an option.

They have the vested interest and the critical mass (there's only two of you for heaven's sake) to go all out and remind Kenyans that we owe it to ourselves and our needs to be selfish about our future.

But noooo - I have a feeling a few of them are seeing you by night (wink, wink) well once again - good on you. I don't know how the people who have everything to lose and nothing to gain by your continued stirring of tribal emotions and wishy-washy coalition and alliance talks are letting you get away with it, but they are.

Man! Hats off to you! Gentlemen, this is not tongue-in-cheek, I applaud you. So the next time you meet up for a drink, raise a glass to me. I have no beef with you whatsoever.

You know what you want and you're going for it - the rest of us don't know and that includes the other presidential aspirants.

They're also watching you. The two of you are a class act and anyone who claims not be as amazed as I am is either a liar or a fool.

Bravo! Carry on.

When I lived in Kibera, I shared my modest crib with Onyango,Kimani, Kipngeno,Mutisya and Abdi. Abdi and Kimani shared a bed because Abdi was new to the city.
The only thing that seperated our "bedrooms" was a "leso", an old dirty bed sheet and a black polythene sheet that Mutisya had picked on his way from Industrial area.

We shared everything and we showered in shifts and on alternate Sundays. Life was hard but we were happy.
Kimani pushed mkoko at Marigiti and in the evening he will come home with a mixture of almost everything that was sold at the market.
From it, we made a stew. Everyday it tasted distinctly different and authentic even though the ingredients remained the same, the quantity varied.
Sometimes the pilipili or dania will be in plenty hence the taste of the day.
We listened to Kameme together and KBC salamu za hodi hodi together and shared ushindi bar soap for washing and geisha Kubwa for bat
hing. Played draught at weekends.

In short we were more than brothers, and we remained so for 5 years until the elections were called. It was time to part ways.
We got new identities jaluo, mkamba, kaleo, sapere,walalo and Banye. Identifying ourselves with the rich politicians we shared a language with was the thing,
not the poor we had been with for years.

The wealthy man from my tribe won the election I headed to the same room I had shared for five years with people of my class, albeit with some election posters to deco our crib.
Mheshimiwa headed for Grand Regency to celebrate. That night we slept without food.
After a while things came back to normal we were back to sharing everything with Abdi, musyoka Onyango etc. Whenever there was bereavement amongst us, we all attended.
Just the poor people. Mheshimiwa was busy on the beach. But when Mheshimiwa got bereaved I mourned for him for weeks, even though I won't be let to go past his gate.
When he engaged in Corruption, I defended him fiercely just because he spoke my Language, to cut short.....I voted for mheshimiwa, he lives big but life for me, Onyango, Kimani, Abdi is still the same.

What if we had voted for one of us regardless of his tribe, could life be different??????? Identify with your own true tribe. RICH or POOR are the real tribes of Kenya.
However the latter are the Majority and are ruled by the minority.
Poor people rise up and fight for your rights Did you know the only common thing between you and your much cherished Mheshimiwa is the language.
Nothing else NOTHING!!!!!!!!! But the list of common things you share with Musyoka, Onyango, Abdi is endless.

Think and Educate other Kenyans

Hero

What an irony! Yesterday you were being hunted for crimes against humanity by the neigbours, today a big bash is prepared for you by the same people whose children, wives and husbands you are accused of having murdered, raped and evicted to nowhere. They line for you along the road just to have a glimpse of this great fellow who could wipe hundreds at one blow. They are full of cheers in tears, you are their HERO not because you have made a serious invention to build humanity but because the have no monopoly of suspicion over you, it is international it is global. As these people cheer, you dance and jump imagining their cheers and tears have taken you guilt away! It never happens so, at some point it will catch with you and your generation. The men of the cloth may come and pretend prayers over you but unless they ask you to repent it is all a waist of time. They are but false prophets telling you just what your ears would want to hear!

There is this thing with the TRUTH, it does not die. Not even huge crowds of friends and vulnerable mortals could bury it. It keeps lifting its beautiful head. TRUTH is never intimidated by large crowds, eloquent speeches or loneliness. TRUTH is courageous to stand alone. One does not need a lawyer for it, it does not need to defend itself though it is always in constant trial.

I refuse to be a HERO for being a suspect of crime of whatever magnitude. Ask yourself what kind of a HERO you are...


THE TRUTH will surely catch up with you Mr. HERO of crime.

Beastiality

Ladies and gentlemen,
The act of bestiality has come back to hound a man of the cloth,defame the
catholic institution and condemn the church doctrines.This time allegedly Fr.
Kizito defiled an employee by going further to drug him.At this point in time
rumor mills have gone an extra length to say preliminary evidence adversely
point accusations against this respected man in the field of philanthropy.
Though independent doctors should be engaged to ascertain the truth,the fact is
since the matter is back in the public domain is damaging and not tissue paper
for easy disposal.
I want to say Hillary Mulalia's comment about May 25TH as the day of liberation
is debatable.Since accusations against father Kizito happened on this day,we
need to approach the debate in the spirit of globalizing and globalization in
the contemporary society.The answer would be let us eschew hatred,racialism and
segregation but embrace truism, unity and cooperation.

Hillary insinuates that May 25th is the day that was set aside by the fathers of
this
continent as the day to “mark each year the onward progress of the
liberation movement, and to symbolize the determination of the People
of Africa to free themselves from foreign domination and
exploitation.”
Seeing that Africa is not exactly free from foreign domination and
exploitation, it is clear that the people of Africa are still engaged
in this struggle that will see them free themselves from horrid
conditions they face as their everyday realities. That is why the ALD
is as important today as it was 53 years ago when Kwame Nkrumah and
the other concious leaders at the first Conference of Independent
African States evoked in it the spirit of freedom.
The power in this day is immense, for in the simple act of all
Africans meditating upon themselves and towards the same cause lays
the potential for creating the ultimate freedom in man. Therein also
exists the ability to develop tools and knowledge that far surpases
the materialistic and destructive ideas that currently dominate the
world.
It is for this reason that foreign powers through their proxies will
go to any length to ensure that the common African is unaware of the
significance of this day. These foreign powers have worked hard at
containing and co-opting all rising panafrican leaders, and for sure
with very little exceptions, looking at the email contacts of todays
panafricanists is like reading a list of donor and multi-lateral
organizations operating around the world. Our so called panafricanists
are all found @unmc, @oxfam, @fordfound, @actionaid, @fahamu, @undp
among others.
If you ask them they will tell you that they are working from within
the system to change it. The truth is that the system is changing
them!
Unfortunately, it doesn't end there... the system is now using them to
change the struggle and its meaning. Two examples:
We have a panafrican "something" program that is being run by a
network of these donor-funded organizations where, apart from one or
two exceptions, the members of the program have absolutely no interest
in issues of Panafricanism and spend all their time pushing the gender
and gay & lesbian agenda all around the continent under the banner of
"Panafrican Fellowship program." This pushes away true panafricanists
who have refused to be associated with this divisiveness and decadence
and by this, thoroughly weakens the movement.
Two. I believe this is the most insidious. There is this ongoing
process of reducing the African Liberation Day to be a footnote under
events that happened in the late Tajudeen's life, especially as the
day of his death. If you interrogate the circumstances of his death,
then you will have much more respect for the African Liberation Day
and the spirit of Africa and hopefully realize your folly in trying to
make the late Tajudeen to be greater than the day that made him.

Africa is alive!
It feels, it thinks, it acts! It is a higher consciousness that plans
things at such high and complex levels that even the most intellectual
of minds is left far behind, locked in the limited world of time &space.

There are those who care nothing about the plight of the people and
are only driven by the greed to make more and to expand their empires.
Well, their judgment is set.
But, I speak to you. You who find yourself caught up in a
contradiction between what you know and what you do. Sometimes it
requires an act of faith to make a leap into what you feel is true. To
listen to what your entire education system has taught you not to
perceive. To believe in the truth that is inside of you. To eventually
bring together what you know and what you do. And, to finally listen
to the voice of the living spirit of Africa.
Let us be mindful of our higher obligations to the people of Africa
and to Africa in itself.
As we "mark this year the onward progress of the liberation
movement...", we all need to ask ourselves at a very personal level,
"where have I been in the struggle towards liberating my people from
the oppression and exploitation of foreigners!"
End of quote.
My take is to agree with Og Mandino who says i will keep a smile on my face and
in my heart even when it hurts today. Over to you.

Problem With Comments On Social Media

 I have been reading comments posted to some blogs like the Kenya Daily post.If they are anythiny to  go by then Kenya is headed between a hard place and a rock.There is soo much tribalism in the comments that you wonder what the commentaters would do if they saw each other face to face.

The so called big communnities think that life revolves around them without the knowlrdge that with the devolved system of goivernment ther wount be their chance to eat.

I have afew questions to those who insult each other in thge name of Raila,Uhuru,Mudavadi et al:

• Are they your brothers?
• Do they even know you exist?
• Can you kill your neighbour whom you borrow salt in the middle of the night for someone who has never been broke in his life? 

The answers to all this is no i presume but because of the mtu wetu level of thinking we moove with the mob.

All this political parties are tribal groupings:TNA-Central ,ODM -Luo Nyanza and western so what do we want as kenya.Peoples president all tribal chief?Developer or thieves protecting their wealth?
Food for thought............................................. http://www.facebook.com/KIUSAKENYA?ref=hl

Leave Musalia’s UDF and join Uhuru’s TNA, you are the next SPEAKER - ABDIKADIR told


Wednesday October 3, 2012 - As the euphoria surrounding The National Alliance (TNA) Party continues, it has emerged that the Party is working around the clock in a bid to woo Mandera Central MP Abdikadir Mohammed into their fold with the promise of making him the Speaker of the National assembly, if Deputy Prime Minister Uhuru Kenyatta clinches the Presidency in March next year. According to a credible source familiar with the TNA operations, TNA officials are on a mission to court the brilliant lawmaker from Deputy Prime Minister Musalia Mudavadi’s party the United Democratic Forum (UDF) and bring him in TNA in order to cement Muslim votes. Abdikadir holds masters in law from Harvard Law School and was the Chairman of the Parliamentary Committee on Constitutional Affairs that midwife the new constitution. He has been a key ally of Musalia Mudavadi and if he defects it will be a big blow not only for Mudavadi’s presidential bid but also for the entire UDF party. http://www.facebook.com/

Journalism Dry Cleaner: OF SEX TOYS, JOURNALISM AND A VEILED PRODUCT ENDORSEMENT

Journalism Dry Cleaner: OF SEX TOYS, JOURNALISM AND A VEILED PRODUCT ENDORSEMENT

Extravagance

Raila Amolo Odinga has come out to be one of the most extravagant human existing in Kenya. This fella is always on some missions abroad which I don't understand how they impact the Kenyans well being. If he ever becomes a Kenyan president - which will not happen anyway - he would be spend most of the time on "diplomatic" journeys just like a certain president somewhere in Central Africa who spends much of the time in France and goes back to "his" people when the elections are near.

How does he even get some sleep in a presidential suite and yet 70% of his constituents spend sleepless nights either because of hunger or lack of shelter.

Read more...

Cherangany MP Joshua Kutuny has told Parliament that Prime Minister Raila Odinga slept in a plush hotel in the US, which cost the taxpayer Sh602,000 (USD7000) a night for the Presidential Suite.

The legislator had wanted Mr Odinga to confirm to MPs that he slept in the said hotel. He tabled the rates for the hotel, which no one contested.

The PM, responding to Mr Kutuny's query, said he slept at the super-luxurious Waldorf Astoria in a swanky address in New York City. He was in the US for 10 days with a delegation of ministers, permanent secretaries, MPs and other government officials.

Mr Odinga told the House that most delegations to the United Nations stayed at the Waldorf Astoria hotel during the meetings at the UN headquarters, and really, as the Prime Minister of the Republic of Kenya, MPs shouldn’t expect him to “stay at some backstreet hotel”.

He added that three years ago he slept in the hotel and no questions were asked about how much money was spent.

Mr Kutuny charged—and Mr Odinga didn’t refute-- that the government forked out USD7000 for the Prime Minister, while the rest of the delegation paid USD 4,500 (Sh387,000) per night during the 10-day trip. It is not clear if Mr Odinga and his delegation had reservations lasting all the 10 days given that his trip took him to Florida, Washington DC and Massachusetts.

Just like the Vice President Kalonzo Musyoka, the Prime Minister is entitled to the Presidential Suite in his foreign visits, whose cost is billed at USD7000 per night.

Mr Odinga said that the responsibility of booking hotels was with the ambassadors in whichever countries government officials visited. But even as the ambassadors make the reservations, the bills are footed by the relevant government departments, and ultimately the taxpayer.

“Each government department normally meets the travel and accommodation cost of its officers on official travel abroad,” the Prime Minister said.

The PM told the House that the foreign trips were being portrayed as joyful events, when they were stressful indeed.

“The trips are not for pleasure. I see it as a duty,” he said during the 45-minute weekly address to Kenya’s Parliament. He added that it was “punishing” to travel and immediately sit in meetings, because of the fatigue associated with air travel.

The PM said that he received invitations on a daily basis, and that he’s declined so many invitations.

“We only undertake those that are necessary,” said Mr Odinga said. “Such travel is limited to official government business and only concerned government officials with a direct input in such business engage in such travel. All trips by Ministers and Assistant Ministers are approved by H.E. the President.”

He added that the government was out to curtail expenditure on trips, and only spend on what it considers very necessary.

“The world will not come to Kenya’s assistance unless Kenyans go out to seek that help,” the Prime Minister said. “We do business by inviting (foreign partners) to come and also by going out to engage them”.

Since March 27, the Prime Minister has been to the United Arab Emirates, the US, France, South Africa, Zimbabwe and Cote d'Ivoire.

Of all these trips, the PM said, two were not funded by the taxpayer: the one to Zimbabwe which was paid for by ODM because it was an arrangement with Zimbabwe’s Movement for Democratic Change. And the one to Cote d'Ivoire, which he said, was paid for by the African Union due to his erstwhile role as a mediator in the post-election crisis in the West African state.

From the trip to the US, the PM came back with an assurance of USD15 million (Sh1.29 billion) from the US Vice President Joe Biden for border patrol. In France, he managed to get Sh7.5 billion to shore up resources of the Geothermal Development Corporation.

“Currently we are targeting 1 billion Euros for our renewable energy programme,” Mr Odinga said.

Beastiality

Ladies and gentlemen,
The act of bestiality has come back to hound a man of the cloth,defame the
catholic institution and condemn the church doctrines.This time allegedly Fr.
Kizito defiled an employee by going further to drug him.At this point in time
rumor mills have gone an extra length to say preliminary evidence adversely
point accusations against this respected man in the field of philanthropy.
Though independent doctors should be engaged to ascertain the truth,the fact is
since the matter is back in the public domain is damaging and not tissue paper
for easy disposal.
I want to say Hillary Mulalia's comment about May 25TH as the day of liberation
is debatable.Since accusations against father Kizito happened on this day,we
need to approach the debate in the spirit of globalizing and globalization in
the contemporary society.The answer would be let us eschew hatred,racialism and
segregation but embrace truism, unity and cooperation.

Hillary insinuates that May 25th is the day that was set aside by the fathers of
this
continent as the day to “mark each year the onward progress of the
liberation movement, and to symbolize the determination of the People
of Africa to free themselves from foreign domination and
exploitation.”
Seeing that Africa is not exactly free from foreign domination and
exploitation, it is clear that the people of Africa are still engaged
in this struggle that will see them free themselves from horrid
conditions they face as their everyday realities. That is why the ALD
is as important today as it was 53 years ago when Kwame Nkrumah and
the other concious leaders at the first Conference of Independent
African States evoked in it the spirit of freedom.
The power in this day is immense, for in the simple act of all
Africans meditating upon themselves and towards the same cause lays
the potential for creating the ultimate freedom in man. Therein also
exists the ability to develop tools and knowledge that far surpases
the materialistic and destructive ideas that currently dominate the
world.
It is for this reason that foreign powers through their proxies will
go to any length to ensure that the common African is unaware of the
significance of this day. These foreign powers have worked hard at
containing and co-opting all rising panafrican leaders, and for sure
with very little exceptions, looking at the email contacts of todays
panafricanists is like reading a list of donor and multi-lateral
organizations operating around the world. Our so called panafricanists
are all found @unmc, @oxfam, @fordfound, @actionaid, @fahamu, @undp
among others.
If you ask them they will tell you that they are working from within
the system to change it. The truth is that the system is changing
them!
Unfortunately, it doesn't end there... the system is now using them to
change the struggle and its meaning. Two examples:
We have a panafrican "something" program that is being run by a
network of these donor-funded organizations where, apart from one or
two exceptions, the members of the program have absolutely no interest
in issues of Panafricanism and spend all their time pushing the gender
and gay & lesbian agenda all around the continent under the banner of
"Panafrican Fellowship program." This pushes away true panafricanists
who have refused to be associated with this divisiveness and decadence
and by this, thoroughly weakens the movement.
Two. I believe this is the most insidious. There is this ongoing
process of reducing the African Liberation Day to be a footnote under
events that happened in the late Tajudeen's life, especially as the
day of his death. If you interrogate the circumstances of his death,
then you will have much more respect for the African Liberation Day
and the spirit of Africa and hopefully realize your folly in trying to
make the late Tajudeen to be greater than the day that made him.

Africa is alive!
It feels, it thinks, it acts! It is a higher consciousness that plans
things at such high and complex levels that even the most intellectual
of minds is left far behind, locked in the limited world of time &space.

There are those who care nothing about the plight of the people and
are only driven by the greed to make more and to expand their empires.
Well, their judgment is set.
But, I speak to you. You who find yourself caught up in a
contradiction between what you know and what you do. Sometimes it
requires an act of faith to make a leap into what you feel is true. To
listen to what your entire education system has taught you not to
perceive. To believe in the truth that is inside of you. To eventually
bring together what you know and what you do. And, to finally listen
to the voice of the living spirit of Africa.
Let us be mindful of our higher obligations to the people of Africa
and to Africa in itself.
As we "mark this year the onward progress of the liberation
movement...", we all need to ask ourselves at a very personal level,
"where have I been in the struggle towards liberating my people from
the oppression and exploitation of foreigners!"
End of quote.
My take is to agree with Og Mandino who says i will keep a smile on my face and
in my heart even when it hurts today. Over to you.

Pee

You "shook it" before the eyes of Madame Prof?

Muita,
Please go slow on the sane one. If he has medical problems with his bladder, it must be emptied whether his professor is watching it or not. Us men must always thank our creator for giving us an object which has made us pee with ease compared to our sisters. You can do it anywhere.

Lets us not forget that it is easier for us to pee because we can hold our thing while women cannot hold their thing when peeing without peeing on their hands. Holding it makes it easier to direct the pee to a specific spot while women find it almost impossible to control the direction of their pee.

For men who are not circumcised, they have an added advantage. If the going get tough, they can easily tie the snake and control the flow of the pee. This means they can stop uncontrolled flow even when one has prostate cancer or cancer of the penis for that matter. Even when it is mutilated, controlling the pee is easier than for women who have to have extremely good breaks or else they would need diapers.

If you are traveling and you cant get out in a highway, a beer bottle or even a fanta bottle or any narrow mouthed container can be used to store the pee. Women on the hand need a wider container and even getting the pee in it is almost a hell of work to do. Give your son a polythene paper and he will empty the bladder in a car but your daughter would pee on herself if you cant stop the damn vehicle. This is to say that women have more accidents than men. Another reason why a taribo is better than a well.

A friend has told me how her told made noise and cried when his son was born and she accidently saw the taribo. She wanted to know where her willy went and why she has a hole instead. Human being want to have something they can see and touch.

This is what was in a KU urinal during my days and should help Nyongesa in his shake the tree movement.

"Remember you are holding the future on your hands. Shake well after use"

Lastly, they have now introduced a female urinal and so we no longer have the bragging right. Why is the hold shaped like their thing? Isnt too narrow and do they sit on it facing the door unlike us or do they stand on it? How come when women pee they face the road, the audience? Is it because their thing moves backyard like the cow's and so it makes sense to face the audience/road when peeing once they bend? How is the urinal for women going to work? Backward peeing (also known as dog's style peeing) or frontal peeing (also known as homo sapien peeing? This has nothing to do with homo sexuals since they pee like us and we only differ with them when it comes to sex.

Ladies and gentlemen, may I introduce to you women's urinal:)...Na hii ya Maendeleo Ya Wanawake.....I am out of here and so Nyongesa can receive the rungus for introducing what is the height of upuzi on these fora. God Bless our fora.

Hero

What an irony! Yesterday you were being hunted for crimes against humanity by the neigbours, today a big bash is prepared for you by the same people whose children, wives and husbands you are accused of having murdered, raped and evicted to nowhere. They line for you along the road just to have a glimpse of this great fellow who could wipe hundreds at one blow. They are full of cheers in tears, you are their HERO not because you have made a serious invention to build humanity but because the have no monopoly of suspicion over you, it is international it is global. As these people cheer, you dance and jump imagining their cheers and tears have taken you guilt away! It never happens so, at some point it will catch with you and your generation. The men of the cloth may come and pretend prayers over you but unless they ask you to repent it is all a waist of time. They are but false prophets telling you just what your ears would want to hear!

Ther is this thing with the TRUTH, it does not die. Not even huge crowds of friends and vulnerable mortals could bury it. It keeps lifting its beautiful head. TRUTH is never intimidated by large crowds, eloquent speeches or loneliness. TRUTH is courageous to stand alone. One does not need a lawyer for it, it does not need to defend itself though it is always in constant trial.

I refuse to be a HERO for being a suspect of crime of whatever magnitude. Ask yourself what kind of a HERO you are...


THE TRUTH will surely catch up with you Mr. HERO of crime.

Kibaki Please come!

I must now say that we face a grim situation come 2012 after the elections. Against this gloomy forcasting is a President, watching with a throb and blood thirst for another round of senseless killings. I say this without fear of contradiction.

Let me digress, President Kibaki is the one under whose watch elections were botched, precipitating mayhem, even thus, as President at that time, he watched as tribes set upon one another and maimed, raped, killed and burnt. If he was not sitting on his haunches as butcheringwas going on in The Rift Valley and the retaliatory attacks in Naivasha, he was tacit tly approving thorugh acts oc ommission the butchery of Kenyans by security apparatus.

Let us take the current scenario, as political temperatures rise, as politicians ran around raising tribal and ethnic hatred, The President, the only man with the mandate to protect lives and property, the one who took and oath to protect every Kenyans from any form of aggression, the one to whom all security apparatus report, the one who gets intelligence briefs every other week, seems to be oblivious of the looming chaos that every Kenyan feels in every corner of our county which even the pre trial judge chambers at the ICC have warned about.

It is dismaying and very disconcerting that a President under whose watch hundreds died, many more displaced and several thousands still living in camps can be gravely unconcerned with the turn of events is a vindication that the political class works for interests of fellow lords of impunity. How can one explain the efforts put towards protecting the Ocampo 6, the hundreds of millions sunk into shuttle diplomacy, the rumours that the public is picking the bill for the lavishness accorded the Hague 6 while we have never seen such aggressive campaigns to resettle, one and for all, the IDP issue?

How one earth can such a government be so naive as to hinge peaceful co-existance between two formerly antagonistic yet populous tribes of Kenya on new found friendship of two suspects of crimes against humanity without any further effort towards truth, justice and true reconciliation? Has this resolved the land problems in the Rift Valley? I doubt. What will happen when the two are not political players anymore? Is the Kibaki regime aware that these two may just fall out when Ocampo begins openning up evidence the two political camps gave against each other?

It is very sad indeed, that Kenya has such an impevious old man for President when his peers under similar circumstances, such as Mandela, led their nations out of years of upheaval back to sanity.

Kibaki has squandered every single chance fate has bestowed on him to unite Kenya, starting with the 2002 elections, the 2005 Constitutional Referendum, the 2007 elections and is busy squandering the goodwill that Kenyans bestowed upon him to lead the 2nd Republic after the promulgation of the new Katiba just last year.

If age is wisdom, then we need to redefine wisdom in the context of such calous old leaders.

It is time Kenyans came out strongly to reclaim our country from this abuse and diasbuse the political class of the nortion that we can continually fight tribal wars on their behalf and for their benefit.

How Much Ugali

Am telling you folks, Kenya will surprise and confound in the near future. Down with these ugali eaters, they think Kenya cannot go the way of Egypt and Tunisia? They will be very surprised when it happens. You see how quick they were at dispelling fears that Kenya may go that way in all the dailies, by claiming that we have too many divisions among ourselves, but they forget that our common things are more than the divisions. The same problems of unemployment, poor services, abuse of office by and dissatisfaction with "Big Ugali" eaters is universal across the nation, whether one is a kale, a kikuyu, a luo, a turkana, a merille, a gabra, a taita, a maasai, a dorobo, an indian, a muzungu, name it! When one goes to any public office to be served today, files still 'disappear' until one appeases the 'gods' of the place with a hefty bribe. Criminals reign supreme in most towns of the country today and many municipalities have totally neglected to serve their towns despite the numerous advances in technologies that allow for much cheaper services delivery.

For example, in Homa Bay town in December 2010, a cashier at a petrol station was gunned down and the assailants casually drove away in a car, gently going through the town from one end to another without any law enforcement officers chasing them. And there are more than 30 cops in Homa bay, all with guns and know how, with cars and fuel, and they were made aware of the incident and given descriptions of vehicle and occupants. No chases. No arrests to date. Last Saturday, a similar thing happened, but this time round at a certain man's home in the same town. They managed to rob the owner of a string of butcheries in the town of unknown amounts of money at gun point and managed to severely injure one of the people who had responded to their distress call. And in Migori town the next day, another butchery owner and his wife were gunned down by thugs who then stole their car and drove it away as if that is what is supposed to happen every other day. All this happens while we know we have people being paid by our tax money to ensure our safety and security and ensure us an organized living environment where things don't just happen. That is why one can support extra-judicial killing, ownership of guns by individuals and lynch mobs like sungu sungu and such like. Our ugali eaters who live in security afforded by our tax money had the guts to call for the sacking of hardworking cops who cleared away murderers, just because they did it in broad daylight, as if when the thugs do the same thing in broad daylight, they have a right to do so. We want to see people killed by firing squads and hanged by the hangman and electrocuted and given lethal injections for violent crimes. We want it televised on national TV. We want to see crime being fought openly and no policeman getting vilified for doing his job. We want to see CSI labs in place all over the nation even if these shall be manned by foreign national experts good at their job. We want to see security improved. We want to see an end to impunity everywhere. We want individual homes, and home-owners who may come under threat be allowed to carry guns. We want to have better gun laws. We want o live like that because it is obvious, we are already living worse than that! We want to see an end to politicisation of development and marginalization.

Am sure many of you know that if a fire broke out in a part of say a town like Ongata Rongai, there would be no way the firefighters would access most such buildings especially since most of the roads leading to the residences of the dwellers there are just 3 metres wide or less and often full of human and other traffic jams. In fact, no two vehicles can by-pass each other on them. And the situation of poor town planning is mirrored everywhere we go, whether it is a small town or a big town! No wonder we are seeing new growth attempts coming up like 'Tatu city', 'Migaa', 'Thika Green', etc, albeit with exhorbitant price tags. We must accept that it is the kind of impunity that was echoed in the voice of the great ugali-eating madam that has contributed to all this. Greed and avarice of the highest order, backed by visionless leadership that has never set in their agenda what they would want to truly see in 5, 10, 20 or even 30 years time. We all seem to have embraced myopia as a way of life. If the current roads network is anything to go by, be assured that in the next 5 years, no matter where you will want to travel to, you will experience traffic jams. It applies to Mombasa highway as well as to Nairobi-Nakuru-Eldoret highway. Similarly to Kericho-Kisii, Bomet-Narok, just think of any road, and visualize a case where we have to contend with 1 million new cars in the country, more money to spend and travel and you begin to get the picture. So it means we have to develop air and rail travels, but with the current crop of leaders, you can write all that off. In fact, write off also the development of new roads, towns, housing and any other necessary infrastructure. And many more. We must double the rate of current development pace, in order to truly catch up, otherwise, we will remain singing the same songs. And it does not happen by having arrogant ugali eaters in place!

We all have the same problems and if the demos to oust these evil systems and people from power are done in a way that leaves no room for looting and the police support it and the army and GSU refuse to be used to kill and scare off civilians, then the system will have to bow down and it would give us a chance to change the order of things. Right now, there are too many selfish games being played all over the nation, and which will get worse with the Ugatuzi thing in 2012. When the big guy decides to trash the constitution and do his own thing because he is in power, every one knows and feels the pain of betrayal. And we all know that in spite of the stake they have in the nation, to them it is more like the sun is setting and they feel they need only do token-ist work where their greatest input is needed in birthing the second liberation. Instead of living the legacy they have often dreamt of, they have decided to settle imaginary vendettas. So, let us pray God that we shall have capacity and fervor to take any bull that needs to be taken down by the horns when the time comes. Surprisingly, it wont be any of the current leaders, not even Raila, who shall make the call for the revolution. It will be some young people like you, whose voice shall echo and mirror things that not even Raila or Kibaki might now want to know exist.

Cooks saga

KU had two dining halls in the 80s during my undergrad days, Eastern and Western Kitchens. Then students didn’t have to cook or buy food as it was all catered for. We also got boom, which was Ksh. 2,700 per semester in 1985 when I joined the University and rose to Ksh, 5000 a semester after one year. It was common for students to go for two or three rounds especially during the times when chicken and chapatti were offered. One talked of going back for masters or PhD to imply going for two rounds. Sometimes the masters and doctoral programs were not necessary if a cooperative cook was serving food since you could get as much food as you wanted. Other times, it became necessary to get out of the dining hall and return on the queue for round two or three.



Western kitchen had one mean cook. I think his name was Mungai and students especially those who loved taking double portions hated him with a passion. He was a tall and strong elderly looking man. Mean looking and can’t remember ever seeing him smile. He looked like he was a retired Mau Mau Veteran. He just served you food and asked you to move on (for the next student). A student would normally get additional food, more meat or chapatti or eggs with most of the cooks. Mungai would turn down such requests. It was the insults which would result to a turn down which would make someone die in laughter.



On eggs, mostly boiled for breakfast, you would hear a student ask the elderly looking mzee Mungai for an extra egg or two and then he would shout no. Then the student would ask him whether it was his wife or daughters laying those eggs. He would respond with a Mwai Kibaki response of kumbavu, kwenda huko.



On chicken or beef, Mungai would again turn down a request for nyongeza (additional) and a student would respond: “kwani ni bibi wako alichinjwa?” (Was it your wife who got slaughtered?). One time a student was said to have been too angered by Mungai that he threw back the soup at him while he hurled a plate at him. Other students intervened on behalf of the students and Mungai took off, back to the kitchen.



Milk was also served in the morning for cereals or for drinking. Mungai would again turn down any request for additional milk. A students would then ask him whether it was his wife or daughters who got milked (kwani ni bibi wako alikamuliwa hayo maziwa?)



Other cooks were well liked because they would give you additional food as long as there was enough. At one time during my KU days around 1987, a circular or order came from the VC office, can’t remember whether it was displayed on the boards. Taking of sausages outside the dining hall was banned. Students were surprised. Then one could take food out without question. Cooks were only allowed to give students sausages which they had to consume in the dining hall. Taking of extra bananas was also prohibited. There were good reasons for the ban.



A Catholic sister attending undergraduate studies in KU was reported to have been have been rushed to hospital in an ambulance and was hospitalized after a sausage was said to have stuck inside her private parts. That news or rather sad report caused excitement in the University. Male students were heard complaining and wondering why the sister would result to use of artificial sausages when she could have received their natural and live sausages. It was the talk of the university for a long time.



There was also another cook working in Western kitchen. He hated serving food because he did not wish students to know that his career involved cooking. He was a very handsome Kamba man. Mono eyed and loved to attend discos at Harambee Hall. He would date girls and take them to the servant quarters where he resided. He would lie to them that he was a graduate student at the University studying food science or some other fancy graduate courses. Many women got laid by this fellow. He dressed to kill and had more money than most of the students. So he would take the girls to some fancy hotels such as Blue Posts, Danga or Winda Highway Motel and then take them to his house. Some of those girls would collapse on meeting him at the kitchen serving food and then they would know that the fellow was a super conman. They would be too embarrassed to ask him why he conned them to bed.



There was another cook, actually a supervising cook who drove a Toyota Corolla car. He was a tall fellow who didn’t like people telling him that he was a cook. He was always smartly dressed, always in a well tailored suit and walking around campus with a briefcase. He spoke very good English and liked to hangout with lecturers and professors. You would be excused to think that he was a lecturer. He dressed better than most lecturers anyway. He actually wanted to be referred to as a Professor back home in Luyialand. He had made his clanmates and villagemates to believe that he went to school in KU and ended up with a PhD and rose to become a professor. He told them that he taught home economics and would therefore be in the dinning hall or kitchen teaching practicals most of the times. That would be a good explanation for his presence in the kitchen. His nice car and well tailored suits convinced everybody at his village that he was a professor of Home Economics specializing in food science/catering. Many fellows from his village would come to see the professor all the way from Kakamega, to get them jobs. He didn’t want any one working in that University from his village because he or she would spill the beans back home. He also worked in Western Kitchen.



Western Kitchen had a beautiful cateress who was admired by everybody in that University. Some fellows would walk all the way from Eastern region to eat in that kitchen so that they could have a look at this beauty. Many people would have wanted to just work in that kitchen to be near her.



The beautiful cateress seem to have attracted Mungai, the cook too. He would make some sexist comments and talk of her beauty, how beautiful she was and how he would love to marry her as his second wife. He would then brag of his spear infront of the cateress. She would always warn him to stop the nonsense but that never discouraged Mungai.



One day, Mungai went with the same talk as the cateress got irritated with every word coming from his mouth. She got upset and told him that he behaves like a kihii. That made Mungai so mad that he stopped chopping meat and dropped of his trousers and his pants and faced the cateress. She was standing on the other side of the table. Mungai placed his document on the table and infront of the cateress. He was over heard saying: “Wee kairitu gaka ni nii weta kihii. Rora muti wakwa wone ndi muruu” (You young girl, why did you call me a kihii? Look at my stick/tree and you will know that I am circumcised).



The case was reported to the highest office, the Vice Chancellors office. The cook and the cateress were present. The VC faced Mungai:



Vice Chancellor: “Muthee Mungai, niguo ati ni warutire nguo ukiigirira kindu giaku methaini? (Mzee Mungai, is it true that you undressed and placed your thing on the table?)



Cook Mungai: “ii nindetikira ati nindarutire nguo na ngiigirira indo ciakwa methaini” (Yes, I agree that I undressed and placed my goods on the table)



Vice Chancellor: “Methaini ya irio? Wee nikii kiuru nawe muthee?” (Food table? What is wrong with you old man?)



Cook Mungai: “ Onawe Vice Chancellor ri, kairitu tagaka na hihi ti karuu ri, kangigwita kihii ungiigua atia? Ungithii gwetha metha ingi ku ya kuigirira mirigo yaku?” (Now the Vice Chancellor, a young girl like this one, may be not even circumcised, if she called you a kihii, how would you feel? Where would go looking for a table to table your good?).



Case closed. Mungai told to return to the kitchen and to never ever lay his document on a food table again. It was not clear if Mungai thought he could expose the document to the cateress again or just table it again as long as the table was not used for the purposes of preparing food. He was however warned of dismissal from work if that happened again. He never wanted to face or

KU bishop square

Those who have been to KU have probably heard of the Bishop’s Square, the open space outside Western Dining Hall and designed like the Graduation Square located outside Eastern Dining Hall. It was named after a well known Archbishop who was then a Bishop in his church. We will not name the Archbishop because he is still active in his religious call and is a prominent politician in Nyanza. We will only mention that Honorable James Orengo would have celebrated if that Volvo car belonging to the Archbishop was burnt down in the recent past. The Archbishop happens to be his relative too. Don’t ask me why he would probably celebrate to learn that a car of an archbishop and a relative has been burnt down by students over the passions of the Archbishop. It is all about politics and little about morality. This is a case of politics being thicker than blood.



Students at the universities hated seeing all those limousines arriving at odd hours at night. I remember the days when lights would go off, thanks to KPLC. Students would go on rampage. Male students would head to women’s hostel and the anger would be directed at the “good cars”. In KU, those beaten cars would be spared while the limos would be on fire or have their windscreen smashed by the students, some getting overturned as their owners got stoned and chased out of the university. The argument was that the VW Beatles and other beaten cars mostly belonged to former students, teachers who were coming to meet their sweethearts and like the students were struggling financially.



The limos were thought to belong to sugar daddies. Students hated sugar daddies. They took your sweetheart and she forgot you as soon as he flashed those notes. Some female students claimed that some of those fellows were relatives coming to visit at night although questions were also raised about the kissing and the late night visits. The poor male students were referred to as cockroaches or clipboards by the female students. They were the students who didn’t have any fixed room they would be visiting. Some of these cockroaches were weird. A couple of psycho cockroaches were known to sneak into the women shower rooms and like real cockroaches would like into the ceiling and hide there. They would then have a field day watching naked women take shower.



They were called cockroaches because they were known to move from one hostel room to another in search of a woman for a date or just go to the hostels aimlessly, just to have a look at the beauties. Some used the excuse of discussing academic work to visit the hostels and spent too much time doing nothing. Female students show the cockroaches as nuisance.



They were also clipboards because instead of driving a good car during a date in the women hostel, they carried their only valuable, a clipboard which was used for notes taking. Instead of parking their valuables at the right place, they would park the clipboard on the bed of the female student or place it on her table as they sat on the bed.



Many of these cockroaches were members of KUFA (Kenyatta University Floaters Associations). KUFA was the union of the cockroaches. They didn’t have girlfriends and were full of lust and frustrations. They spent hours sitting on those blocks of stones built on most paths leading to the hostels and above the sewage line. They would sit on the blocks known as frustration stones for hours discussing women and any other nonsense as they watched the beauties pass by. They would be seated near women hostels or at the shopping center where they would have a good view of the beauties. It these cockroaches who would look for any opportunity to burn down or smash vehicles belonging to the well to do visitors. They loved blackouts because they got opportunities to revenge, as if it was the tycoons and sugar daddies stopping them from getting dates.



There were problems facing the owners every time a car got burnt down. Those who were sneaking to the hostels for dates had a hard time explaining how and why the car burnt down to their insurance companies and to their wives. Some fellows were caught kissing outside the women hostels and would face a barrage of stones from the cockroaches. That would be double or triple tragedy, getting your car burnt down, facing a furious wife and then facing the car insurance.



In one instance, a friend was dating a cute lady from my district and never suspected that that she was having a good time with a tycoon. She lived at Aberdares, the hostel next to the main administration block. One day he met her applying lipstick at around 10 at night and dressing to kill. She never expected him that evening and had in fact passed by his Menengai Hostel (located close to Aberdares Hostel) from the dinning hall. She was wise, probably not. She spent quality time with him in his room that day as she usually did. The fellow got some good attention and so she thought he would not find any need to go to her hostel after that. But on this day, he just got suspicious, may be the seventh sense and went to visit her. He was surprised to see her dressing to kill. She was dressed in a nice evening dress, good for an outing. She explained that she just felt like applying lisptick to “look and feel good” and was going nowhere. She explained that she was dressed in an evening dress because it was an evening. He was not satisfied but he left.



The fellow went collecting huge stones, good enough for a Gor Mahia and AFC fans fight and put them in a backpack. He also packed more stones in his pockets and like a Gor Mahia fan, was ready for the intifada. He then went inside the Kei Apple fence located near the Aberdares Hostel and spent a good one hour waiting. He was “checking” each car arriving to pick-up or drop off somebody but never gave up.



Around 11 PM, a tycoon arrived driving a Mercedes Benz. He saw him park the limo and go to the hostel and then leave with his sweetheart holding her hand and kissing her repeatedly as they went into the car. The tycoon was visibly happy and was in very good mood as he walked to his car holding her hand close to his chest. She was also looking very happy. May be she was waiting for the time when they tycoon would continue from where my friend had left. Little did she know that her other man was watching her. He was at this time getting irritated and suffering from mosquito bites and the thorns from Kei Apple piercing his skin. He was probably wondering whether these are the frogs they talk about one kissing before he is able to get his sweetheart. These must have been painful kisses from the frog. He felt like crying as he waited for a good opportunity to teach the frog a lesson.



The fellow then did what has made us proud of our country runners. He took off as the Mercedes Benz left Aberdares Hostel and run after it at night. He was a wise fellow and little did know that he could compete for an Olympic Marathon. He didn’t follow the car but cut across then grassy area where they park buses during graduation ceremonies (near the current AVU building, run across the bushy area. He arrived at the gate at the same time the Mercedes Benz was arriving there. The driver had to wait for the gate to be opened. His was a shortcut but we must salute the fellow for running faster than anybody else known to chase a Mercedes Benz. We suggested the following the day that he tries sports.



The fellow arrived on time to throw a couple of stones at the Mercedes, some stones landing on the vehicle and other at the security officers. The security officers thought the university was going on strike as a hail of stones landed at the Mercedes Benz and on them. The vehicle was reported to have been damaged. The backscreen gone as the security officers took off as the stones kept on flying towards them. The Mercedes Benz took off under a hail of stones towards the City with his sweetheart as he returned to his hostel panting and sweating. He was throwing the stones from a distance but close enough to cause damage. He was happy with the damage caused to the Mercedes Benz but upset with the damage he knew the tycoon would cause to his sweetheart.



We were happy with what he accomplished but upset that he went crying in front of his sweetheart as he knelt before her and pleaded with her to stop dating that tycoon. We believe she stopped seeing him thereafter. He is now happily married to her and that is why we will not name him although he shall remain on the list of shame.



The Archbishop was then just a Bishop in his church. He was still very rich and was known to have a couple of wives. His church is not averse to a Bishop or Archbishop marrying more than one wife. He was later to venture into politics and become a senior politician at one time during the Moi era.



The Archbishop was then dating a student who was also dating a peer in KU. The date was residing at Suswa Hostel. The hostel located near the post office and near the gate separating KU with Kahawa Barracks. At that time the gate separating KU with Kahawa Barracks and located near the post office used to be open for passersby people but was heavily guarded by the military police. Students would go to buy cheap alcohol and spirits in the Army Barracks and return via that gate. The military fellow also used to come to KU for discos and for dates. Nobody complained about the military fellows because they also provided a cheap avenue for beer and spirits. Students would also run there during riots for protection. The police would not dare cross to the barracks. I think Kenya Bus No. 45 used to also ply that route at one time or would drop off students off at the famous Ngong Hostel.



On that afternoon, the Archbishop had arrived and parked his new Volvo car at the now Bishop’s Square and then walked to Suswa Hostel. The boyfriend had noted that the Bishop was a frequent visitor and so on this day decided to teach him a lesson.



The boyfriend was reported to have bought gasoline ahead of time. He then waited for the Bishop to go to the hostel and gave him a few minutes to settle down and have a good time with his date. He then alerted his friends and then made the noise usually made whenever one wanted the troops to assemble, a kind of ululation and whistling which would attract cockroaches in seconds. Within seconds, students had surrounded the Bishop’s Volvo. The car was overturned and was in flames in a few minutes. At the time the car went on fire, the students started to sing the popular Swahili gospel song, Moto Umewaka Leo. The part where one sings about the fire being the work of Jesus (Na moto ni kazi ya Yesu), the cockroaches sang about the fire being the work of the bishop (Moto ni kazi ya Bishop).



The Bishop is said to have learnt of his car going on fire. He immediately left Suswa Hostel running towards the Post Office and to the Kahawa Barracks as he quickly run holding his cassock and the dog’s collar he had worn at the time of the visit to KU. He was reported to have reached the fence separating KU with Kahawa Barracks as he pleaded with the security officers and military to open the gate. He then requested for Military intervention (they just let him seek for alternative transportation back home) as his car went in flames with the cockroaches celebrating the good work they had done as they continued singing moto umewaka leo na moto ni kazi ya Bishop !

The 'new KKK alliance'

Today I was in class and I had this question to ask...Am I a Kenyan or a Kikuyu,Kamba,Kalenjine?My answer was that i am a Kenyan.Casing point I didn't choose where to be born and by whom.My point is that this three guys(I call them guys as they are treating Kenyans like unlearned people who can be swung from one side to another)want us to believe that they are actually for change while they are all old KANU guards.Ruto was among the beneficiaries of the excess printing of money in 1992 with the so called Vijana,Uhuru has always had his cake and hes also eating it at the same time hes just posted and he doesn't work for it casing point 2002,Kalonzo wants us to believe that he can head Kenya while his own constituency has nothing to show for his being an MP since time in memorial no water no electricity only his own home area.
Bwana Raila I don't know whether am the only one whos thinking about this but u should dispel all those MP who stay on threatening to quite which they have never done so as to teach them a lesson.
KKK please remember the song Mr Politician by Nakayaa then know that we are all watching what lie you'll tell us next.Have a political Day

Jobs

http://jkuat.ac.ke/userfiles/image/vacancies2011/Faculty-of-Science.pdf

KKK

I salute you all,

I want to take this opportunity to express my disagreement with few politicians travarsing the country trying to tell Kenyans to elect them because they are young leaders.Let these individuals sale their ideas to us, tell us what they have for Kenya in terms of conserving our water catchment areas, addressing the injustices that was caused by inequal distribution of national resources, health care to all, poverty and how farmers can be motivated to produce more to avoid hunger that is finishing our people and yet we are an agricultural country?

Look at the road running from Eldoret to Kitale for example, the road  is in bad shape and guess whose area is more affected? Ruto and the Jirongo., and these are the two leaders now fronting for young leaderswho does not care about those that elect them to that house,all they are telling us is young leaders.Uhuru Kenyatta, how long are people going to leave in there own country as squaters and yet he as aleader who want to be president in this country is the own of such land? I know the excuse will be it's family land,but are you as a leader justified  to tells to elect you considering that? Land issues need to be addressed fully so that we do not have a repeat of tribal clashes that has since been the order of every electioneering year.Luhyas in the great North Rift and Other tribes lost their land in the 1st worst such clashes where they were killed by arrows that were imported in the country by the "unknown" people but the govertment then did not tell who actually imported those arros in the country

The bottom line here therefore is, let these individuals that are putting us in an electioneering mood start telling us how all of the above issues are going to be addressed so that Kenyans can leaves as Kenyans  but not individual tribes

"Umoja ni nguvu,utengano ni udhaifu", thats just my parting shot

Good day to all

Nature Abhors A Vacuum

According  to the ancient philosopher Aristotle, “Nature abhors a vacuum.”
Aristotle based his conclusion on the observation that nature requires
every space to be filled with something, even if that something is
colorless, odorless air.

The  same principle is at work in our spiritual lives. When the Holy
Spirit  begins to convict us of sin, the idea of starting a
self-improvement  plan immediately comes to mind. We put forth our best
effort to defeat  our worst habits. But every attempt to get rid of unclean
thoughts,  attitudes, and desires is destined to fail because getting rid
of one  creates a vacuum in our souls. As soon as we empty ourselves of
one  vice, others move in to take its place, and we end up just as bad or
worse than when we started.

Thinking  about vacuums helps us to understand the importance of what Paul
was  saying to the Ephesians when he prayed that Christ would dwell in
their  hearts through faith and that they would “know the love of
Christ . . .  that [they] may be filled with all the fullness of God”
(3:19).

The  only permanent solution to the problem of sin in our lives is to
replace it with the love of Jesus, which fills the vacuum. The more we  are
filled with His love, the less room there is for any evil thing.  —Julie
Ackerman Link

Father, thank You for Your Spirit

Fill us with His love and power;

Change us into Christ’s own image

Day by day and hour by hour. —Anon.

ICC and The Kenyan Case

Im just wondering on the resent change of talk by the Kenyan leaders on this issue as they are as cunning as ever.The worst is that the media is also assisting in this like Jeff Koinange with his Three Sides Of a coin.