You "shook it" before the eyes of Madame Prof?
Muita,
Please go slow on the sane one. If he has medical problems with his bladder, it must be emptied whether his professor is watching it or not. Us men must always thank our creator for giving us an object which has made us pee with ease compared to our sisters. You can do it anywhere.
Lets us not forget that it is easier for us to pee because we can hold our thing while women cannot hold their thing when peeing without peeing on their hands. Holding it makes it easier to direct the pee to a specific spot while women find it almost impossible to control the direction of their pee.
For men who are not circumcised, they have an added advantage. If the going get tough, they can easily tie the snake and control the flow of the pee. This means they can stop uncontrolled flow even when one has prostate cancer or cancer of the penis for that matter. Even when it is mutilated, controlling the pee is easier than for women who have to have extremely good breaks or else they would need diapers.
If you are traveling and you cant get out in a highway, a beer bottle or even a fanta bottle or any narrow mouthed container can be used to store the pee. Women on the hand need a wider container and even getting the pee in it is almost a hell of work to do. Give your son a polythene paper and he will empty the bladder in a car but your daughter would pee on herself if you cant stop the damn vehicle. This is to say that women have more accidents than men. Another reason why a taribo is better than a well.
A friend has told me how her told made noise and cried when his son was born and she accidently saw the taribo. She wanted to know where her willy went and why she has a hole instead. Human being want to have something they can see and touch.
This is what was in a KU urinal during my days and should help Nyongesa in his shake the tree movement.
"Remember you are holding the future on your hands. Shake well after use"
Lastly, they have now introduced a female urinal and so we no longer have the bragging right. Why is the hold shaped like their thing? Isnt too narrow and do they sit on it facing the door unlike us or do they stand on it? How come when women pee they face the road, the audience? Is it because their thing moves backyard like the cow's and so it makes sense to face the audience/road when peeing once they bend? How is the urinal for women going to work? Backward peeing (also known as dog's style peeing) or frontal peeing (also known as homo sapien peeing? This has nothing to do with homo sexuals since they pee like us and we only differ with them when it comes to sex.
Ladies and gentlemen, may I introduce to you women's urinal:)...Na hii ya Maendeleo Ya Wanawake.....I am out of here and so Nyongesa can receive the rungus for introducing what is the height of upuzi on these fora. God Bless our fora.
